The Time I Accidentally Fucked A Teletubby: Life-Changing Lessons From Casual Sex

…is the title of an upcoming essay, to be written when I finish grading this pile of essays (“I personally feel that Lady McBeth is way alot more evil than her husband, Mr. Mcbeth. The McBeths stand as the protagonists of Shakespeare’s book by the same name.”

More possible upcoming titles:

  • I Really Do Know All There Is To Know About the Crying Game
  • Eight Post-Op Transsexuals, One Bathroom, and Me: Adventures At the Recovery House in Trinidad, Colorado
  • I Am No Longer Allowed In The Office-Supply Store
  • Straight Women I Have Known
  • Surprising Injuries One Can Sustain While Refereeing in The Pillow Fight League
  • Choose the BEST Answer: The Gulag Archipelago of High-Stakes Testing
  • The Case For Having Five Cats
  • I Don’t Care How They Do It In Ibiza; Never Put Ecstasy Up Your Ass
  • Plan My Unit, Baby
  • The Kids Are On Pot! The Kids Are All On Pot!
  • The Lonely Planet Guide to My Rental House
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